Want to go into the military but need help finding out what branch would take me?

so here it goes I'm a nineteen year old female. I'm totally lost in life and don't know what I want. one thing I've always been sure about is wanting to join the military but I have the odds working against me. I only have a GED, I am on probation, obviously have a criminal history retail theft and theft by unlawful taking. I live in Scranton pa. the theft by unlawful taking is a misdemeanor 1. I know this all sounds bad and like I'm just a screw up that won't go anywhere in life but that's not true. I've made a lot of mistakes but I got it out of my system and I want to change my life around. the way I was living is no way for anyone to live. I'm attracted to the military for many reasons and I believe it will even help me get my life together more. problem is the odds working against me. I don't know if it's even possible for me to join the military? I'm not sure what branch or anything of that nature, I want to see if I even have any options and go from there to choose. I'm open to anything right now. so I need to know is it even possible for them to let me join? or is that going to need too many waivers. also my one eye is bad, but I do believe I can p an eye exam. I was diagnosed with am-blee-op-ee-ah in one eye. I can't spell it sorry. but if it is possible what branches and positions are available for me?